A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank, and after some planning, they put their scheme into action.

The brunette drove up to the bank, turned to the blonde, and asked, “Do you remember the plan?”

The blonde sighed and said, “Yeah, yeah, I remember…” The brunette went over the plan one more time before letting the blonde out to do her thing.

Just before the door slammed shut, the brunette shouted, “Be in and out in 5 minutes!”

The blonde ran inside, and the brunette waited in the car… and waited… and waited… and waited…

Finally, after what seemed like forever, the blonde burst out of the bank with alarms blaring and dragging a huge safe behind her with a rope. A security guard came running out, pants around his ankles, trying to grab his gun. The blonde, out of breath, tried to put the safe in the car but finally gave up and dropped it behind. She jumped into the passenger seat, slammed the door shut, and the car sped off.

The security guard yelled, “Stop! Stop!” but they drove away, leaving the safe still tied to the rope.

The brunette turned to the blonde and screamed, “What the hell happened in there?!”

The blonde panted, “I followed the plan exactly!”

The brunette paused, then yelled, “YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!”

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