A poor man told his wife

A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.

So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned.

As he approached his house he got stunned by the luxurious and rich look of the house.

He knocked on the door, and the servant opened.

“Is the housewife in?” he asked.

The servant replied: “Just a moment.”

The wife comes out: Wife: Wow, my man, all dressed up as a rich man after these years.

Husband: Guess what? I am rich.

Wife: How?

Husband: I went to Africa, and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand …

Husband: I went to Africa and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand so I began to make and sell underwear and beds.

Due to the high demand, I got rich fast.

Wife: A man, with all of your strength, had to go all the way to Africa, making beds and underwear, to get rich, and I am a little woman that stayed here, without underwear and on a single bed…I got REAL rich.

Related Posts

WE BROUGHT HIM HOME SO HE COULD PASS PEACEFULLY

WE BROUGHT HIM HOME SO HE COULD PASS PEACEFULLY. “PALLIATIVE CARE,” the paperwork said. His name was Max.A 15-year-old golden retriever. Tired. Slow steps. Faded eyes. They…

FOR SIX YEARS THEY CALLED IT A “FAMILY TRADITION.” IN REALITY, IT WAS A SCAM: I COOKED, I PAID… AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW TOOK ALL THE CREDIT.

FOR SIX YEARS THEY CALLED IT A “FAMILY TRADITION.” IN REALITY, IT WAS A SCAM: I COOKED, I PAID… AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW TOOK ALL THE CREDIT. Every…

If someone had told me a year ago that I’d end up arguing with my own son over a dog… I would have laughed.

If someone had told me a year ago that I’d end up arguing with my own son over a dog… I would have laughed. And yet, here…

AT MY HUSBAND’S FUNERAL, a boy I had never seen before walked up to me and said

AT MY HUSBAND’S FUNERAL, a boy I had never seen before walked up to me and said: “You promised him you’d take care of me.” I thought…

He summed everything up in just three powerful words

Tensions between the United States and Spain have intensified amid the ongoing Middle East crisis, as Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez publicly challenged President Donald Trump’s approach…

The search for little Tallyson comes to an end

The town was bracing for the worst when everything changed in a single, trembling phone call. For four nights, fear swallowed sleep, and every snapped twig sounded…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *