A biker gets pulled over for speeding

A biker gets pulled over for speeding.

As the officer approaches, the biker asks if he can step off his bike, and the officer agrees.

The officer then asks why he was speeding. The biker replies, ‘You see the lady on the back of the bike? That’s my wife.

And you see the other one in the sidecar? That’s my mother-in-law.

They’ve been arguing all morning, and now my mother-in-law insists I take her home.

I’m just trying to get her there as fast as I can before they reconcile and she decides to stay with us again!’

The officer pauses, nods, and says, ‘Alright, hop back on.

I’ll give you an escort with lights and sirens to make sure she gets there safely!

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